Geordie Shore Series 1, Episode 5: The Game of Geordies


Where we left off: Gaz was vigorously inserting his parsnip into Charlotte’s vegetable trough, Vicky has a breakdown, and Sophie had her tits out at one point.

This episode: Even more parsnip plowing! The matriarchy strips the Geordie boys of their dignity! And Holly, Heidi, and Audrina make a comeback!

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Geordie Shore Series 1, Episode 4: The saga of Suzie Sensitive

geordie-shore-0Where we left off: The Geordie guys engage in a gay gangbang, Charlotte swears off the parsnip as she peels potatoes, and Holly, Heidi, and Audrina leave the Geordie Shore house.

This episode: We are introduced to Suzie Sensitive, Geordie grammar, and Charlotte is back to bouncing on that parsnip.

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Geordie Shore Series 1, Episode 3: So long, farewell, her titties say goodbye


Where we left off: Everybody was talking about Gaz’s penis. Penis, penis, penis. Sophie has put the Year of the Slut on pause. Holly has trouble remembering if she’s cheating on her boyfriend or not. Vicky is starting to question the patriarchy. Also, penis.

This episode: Charlotte is in a river in Egypt, Vicky is revealed to be a wordsmith, and…a gay gangbang?

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Geordie Shore Series 1, Episode 2: In conclusion, penis


Where we left off: Gaz’s parsnip has been in every cabbage patch in Newcastle, the other Geordies have now accepted Greg into the hive mind, and Sophie is my queen.

This episode: A penis, the patriarchy, and the start of…feminism?

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